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Last several matches I've had nothing but shitters who completely disregard dred, backcap, fail to snipe zap, and almost intentionally watch me die while hiding in a bush mere feet away from me, just so they can get in a sneaky weight stack
meanwhile I've been going up against coordinated elite teams that feel like a 5-stack discord call, literally I got so fucking tilted I slammed my drink down on my table so hard it got everywhere including inside of my controller dock, had to take out the joycons & clean them since they were still leaking in the next match
somehow miraculously won our last match, thanks to zap, but that always puts a disgusting taste in my mouth whenever I win a match I know I shouldn't have, because it promotes uncooperative shitters to higher ranks where they don't belong, you'd think people who've made it to masters would know to prioritize dred by now, but clearly not
I'm losing my mind & screaming angry commentary at my TV like a lunatic
I feel like markiplier when he played getting over it, if we was somehow channeling jim carrey
it may be the alcohol, but I feel like I'm about the have a fucking aneurysm playing this game