>>42147287Fucking thing looks like it has more back problems than my grandmother. It's shit.
>>42147296Fuck you? How about YOU go FUCK off with your discount Crazy Frog?
>>42147373I don't want this useless fat cunt, get it out of my KITCHEN!
>>42147400I don't know who the hell Chef Siebold is, but something tells me he's a fucking donkey if he thinks this is even remotely acceptable!
>>42147402OH MY GOD, YOU DIDN'T EVEN COOK IT YOU FUCKING TWAT
>>42147440Yeah, untouchable. I wouldn't want to touch that bastard with a twenty-foot pole. Come back when it can actually do something other than faint instantly.
>>42147445>>42147462How did both of you FUCK UP so badly? I order a duck and you give me this Windows Vista shit? Oh my God!
>>42147470It looks like a green lamp with horse cocks surrounding it. Why would you even revive it?
>>42147477I've already found plenty.
>The useless markings on its claws.>It tries too hard to look intimidating.>Why doesn't it have a mouth?>How does it walk with those fucked up toenails?>Why does it have wings when it CAN'T EVEN FLY?There's your flaws. Want more?
