>>14495966http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIzrWD9BArYSliggoo briefly pauses the tale here, both for the matter of suspense and to fulfill his dickish requirements for Mr. Worm-in-the-Rock.
"I know, I know, I understand your turmoil! You're confused, you really don't know what's going on. I-I shouldn't have st-started in the middle, right? Y-You're kinda mad now, aren't you!? I-I'm so sorry, I-I just read somewhere that starting in the middle with little context makes everything cooler!"
Sliggoo gives a sheepish, gooey shrug, and in response to the visitor's silence chiding, he flips to the very beginning.
"M-Maybe things would make more sense if I started out from the start, r-right? Yeah! Let's do that! We'll get back to this part later, so uhh...remember it! It's a cliffhanger, like uh, the end of uhh, the end of Half-Life 2!...Y-You know what that is, right?"
Sliggoo scratches himself awkwardly, "R-Right...Anyways.... Our story *actually* begins in Vaniville Town, a town in Kalos that practically everyone knows about because no one managed to stray away from the rotten spoils of the Premier."
"Whatever that means."
