>>19816241More like, "don't post garbage outside of /b/".>>19816222"What if the emergency chute fails too?"
Skiploom stares at you. Even though there are some dark undertones being implied here, it's a legitimate question, for all you know there's probably an 'emergency-in-case-of-emergency-case-failing' emergency back-up plan.
The jew shakes his head,
"You're fucked, goyim."Before you even have time to properly react to your impending doom, your fearless Captain, _______ Gābena of the Gābena family, appears and gives you a motivational pat on the back.
"Alright, Commander! Are you ready to fly like you've never flown before?!"
A) "Actually on second thought..."
B) Throw all caution to the wind. Literally.
C) "But what if I die?"
D) "Push me out, I don't have the balls to do it myself."
