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This thread has stirred me to take up pen! The muses have brought me a vision!
I now present to you "Le Neckbeard" a play in one act:
>Whats this?! An anonymous person on a Korean basket weaving forum said something bad about a woman?!
>If I ever want to get laid before I'm 40 I better do something!
>Uh, ummm...
>WHERE'S THE HEKCIN DOWNDOOT BUTTON!?
>Ooh, I never ran into this problem on reddit dot com.
>I know!
>Y-you're uhh... sexy- uhg- I mean I want to abduct y- no I mean groom- GRRR!
>UNDERAGE! THAT'S IT!
>Ha ha! Opinion I don't like? Pfffftttt you must be what I masturbate to UHH... I mean a kid!!!
>Heh, I'm pretty good at this 4chan thing.
>I can't wait to tell Stacey about how I destroyed a chud with facts and science!
>She'll drop the restraining order and take my virginity for sure!
>Mooom! moooooooom! Guess what I just did!
>A job? No, you racist bitch! I'm literally a nazi hunter now!
-Fin.