>>18233754"I'd love to.~"
Is it bad if the Narrator is recounting this on a subway ride to Quizno's? It sounds like it does.
Your childhood friend has a light blush on her face as she lets you in. It's not even that sweltering either, that means her ass is just like cash!
"W-Would you like some tea?"
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=WoYDmpgxvK4"So, where are your parents? It's strangely quiet today."
Of course they're out! How else are they going to do anything if their daughter is busy screaming in pleasure from the neighbor boy pile-driving into her all evening?
"A-Ahh, they're out at the moment. I'm by my lonesome right now."
"I see. How have you been since we last talked? Dandy I hope?"
Aside from still harboring admiration for you, she's just peachy!
"Yes, although things are getting rather lonely lately." she pauses to take a sip of her tea, "My father has been urging me to find a husband, but I just don't think I can go through with it right now."
Oh no, her gaze has fallen from your hot face to her hot tea. Spout some hot air damage control!
A) "Why is that?"
B) "You know, you don't /have/ to be married to anybody, it's a choice, not an obligation."
C) "Ugh, I know that situation all too well."
D)
qt pixie sneeze. 