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>Game works fine all morning
>Go for a very long walk, catch some cool shit, hit a ton of Pokestops
>Game stops working
>Look at the time
>It's the American wageslave's designated snack time
>Thousands upon thousands of normies start logging in on cue to play while they walk to get their burgers
>Servers fucking die for the third day in a row, always at this time
>Will probably be down for hours again
Fucking normies get out of my game