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>Team is getting demolished
>I, the retard wrangler Snorlax, maintain farm and push for safe team battles to increase morale
>1:00 left on the clock, retards are at base dicking around with a brave bird who barely has points to score
>Try to get their attention at Zapdos, no one bites. >Notice enemy Pikachu and Lucario have Zapdos down to sliver of health.
>Heavy slam in and steal the zap. With a slow, perverse confidence finish off the paralyzed opponents.
>Thank them for their hard work.
>Saunter over to first bottom goal (still hasn't been broken) and dunk
>Mouth breather team realize they have points to score and proceed to wrap up the other goals
>Win with almost double the points
>ggez
