>>12049272>Move to PokeWorld>Meet your waifu>become champion>win her heart>grow up>Marry>move in together>An old man knocks on your door at 4 in the morning. >He's holding a newspaperExcuse me, sir, are you <anon>?
>you nod in agreement.Ah, yes yes. Perfect. I have something for you.
>he pulls out a basket and hands you an egg.I believe this is yours
>"No, it's not. Why would that egg be mine?"I don't know where it came from, but this egg appeared on your front lawn.
>It's at this point you recognize this man as the pastor who wedded you>You take the egg>It hatches into Yourson>yfw no sex in the Pokemon world at all. 