>>21053033Moved, driven to feels, and even a little bit aroused by the concept of monster hunting, you decided to assist Sporrest in his efforts to rid his little shack town of the beast so that they may never starve again, as return payment for him saving your fucking life and providing hospitality in addition.
Least you can do.
And in exchange for *that*, Sporrest will 'take you back to the sky' as he puts it. Which is more than just great because you'd probably die if you tried to get out on your own.
So, your voyage to discover and slay the Muck Monster begins this morning. You, Sporrest, Duck, and Hunt all hop aboard the Miss Issippi, the battered townspeople all reacting with mixed emotions.
"Are they really gonna go?"
"The skydropper's com'an saved us aaaaall!"
"Lookit 'dat quarter-half gain, 't boy don't standuh chance!"
"He has noooooo gains, NOOOOO gains!"
"Don't go, don't go mistuh man, I don't wancha dead too!"
The Village Elder Amoonguss blows them all the fuck out and demands that they all step aside to let him through. Clamming up, the villagers quietly abide and let him to the front of the crowd, where he does a thing.
>What does he do?A) tells you u're fucking crazy amigo.
B) gives you a harpoon.
C) compliments you contradicting your apparent lack of balls.
D) gives you monster hunting advice for monster hunters.
E) gives you syrup for the daunting trip ahead.
