>>19370864Just to prove a point to her, much like you do with every other person who claims to have the worst happen to them all the time, you recite a select list of the shit you've been through recently.
"Have you ever been abducted by aliens, kidnapped by a confection-based mafia, or attacked by the reincarnation of someone you personally sent to hell?"
Chewing on the toothpick, Melina mulls over it, and ultimately shakes her head, "Nah, can't say I've done any of that, but I can say that I've done worse."
"Ehhhhhhhh? Nandatte?"
"One time, I James Bonded a guy. I'll leave the deets up to your imagination.""O-Oh....O-OH! OH, OH...Oh wow, that does make you top tier trouble. But that's alright, that means we're both in the same character spectrum, which subsequently leads to an increased chance for--!"
"I wouldn't count on it, I'm legal, and you're like... Eight. It would never work out."
>What does Calem say next? 