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>Go to Gamestop to get that shiny Entei.
>20 years old at the time, Entei had been my bro since Gold/Silver days. I gotta get one with Flare Blitz. Just gotta.
>I get to Gamestop and awkwardly make my way to the corner of the store and stand in said corner as if I were punished.
>Whip out dat DS, but so no one can see.
>Things are going well, I had brought Pearl, Diamond, Platinum, Heart Gold, and Soul Silver. Getting 5 mother fucking Entei's.
> Shit My balls are sticking to my leg and it's starting to itch. Reach hand down pants to scratch.
>Gamestop employee comes over, puts hand on shoulder and says "What are you doing over here?"
>Turn around, DS in one hand, other hand down pants.
>It looks terrible, judging eyes every where.
>I pull out my hand and have a handful of spaghetti.
>I accidentally drop it and start to slip on it.
>I leave in shame and disgrace.
>Even Entei judged me that day.
