>>16036195This is no longer about just defending YOUR safety here, at the Family-Friendly-Fun-Fun-Super-Fun-Fun-Friendly-Family-Fun-Fun-Beach-Fun-Zone, but also defending Miss' safety! Yuo can't let some CHUMP just bully you and run fingsies all over her. Only you can do that!....well you can't do it YET but you will eventually. Maybe.
You recall some words your step-dad once told you.
>Remember Calem, know your role! If you're not in her skirt by at least Chapter 25, stop and ask yourself: "Is this really worth it?">'Yeah. That sounds about right.'You respond to his question, not with a phrase, but with an action.
You kick sand on his legs, caking them in thick, annoying layers of grainy sand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ2lLp1VfyY"Whoa."
"Oh.... Shit..."
"Fuck. No. Did you seriously just..?"
Shit gets real.
Skeeter looks at you, then down at his legs, then back to you. His eye twitches, because he's just waxed his legs, and now the golden glistening gleam is fucking gone.
It's personal for him now.
He lets go of your hair and shoves you as far as he can, "Alright then, dorkmunch. Do you really wanna play games? 'CAUSE I'LL PLAY GAMES WITH YOU. I'LL MAKE SURE YOU WAKE UP WITHOUT ANY DAMN LEGS..."
Before you can ask what he means, he starts walking away, his fists clenched and legs still dirty.
"VOLLEYBALL COURT. ONE HOUR. Be there or get SQUEEFED."
His followers silently accompany Skeeter.
Your heart is thumping fast.
What the hell has science done?
>Objective: You have ONE hour to beef it up! Work your stats!A) Raise your charisma by conversing in fluffy matters with Miss.
B) Raise your stamina by visiting the Surf Shack. Because every beach has one.
C) Raise your strength by lifting some weights!
D) Tell the Lifeguard what's going on, he'll surely save you!
