>>18979408"AUGH! BLIMEY!"
You have little time to cringe and cry, for Cocoa casually tosses a spare Remoraid your way. The second you see the fish flop in front of you, your heart stops. It's a shame you're still tied up, otherwise you'd be able to grab it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3HQM_RPaVA"REMOREMOREMORAID!"
"I'm going to give you an ultimatum," Cocoa announces with that heavenly voice of hers, "You still want your girlfriend, yes? And your precious messenger bag too, I trust. I'm an honest woman and a fair sport, so take this proposition into consideration. A game, if you will."
"Both your inventory and your lady are on this ship, all's well, not injured, not damaged. In this scenario, my men and I play the roles of the hunter you passed up on, and you shall play the role of the wandering prey who walks down an endless road that leads to nowhere."
Of course she'd make you play games in order to get out of here, "...And the fish?"
"I'm simply giving you a fair edge. I don't see it as even play if we all have guns...and you don't. Again, a lady of my word. Guards, untie him."
That would make more sense if you actually /had/ back-up on you right now, your pokeballs are still in your messenger bag. The guards silently adhere to Cocoa's orders without a second thought, with their little rabbit paws, they free you from the chair, you make a quick run for the Remoraid.
>The four "beam" moves this Remoraid knows are.. (First response only.) 