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>desperately want legendaries
>dig up a local FB group via Google and see they have a meet planned for raids
>go outside and chance meeting people
>they seem tolerable, just 30+yos acting like college freshmen
>one woman does the whole "gaming denmother" schtick giving the group orders because she knows what gymhuntr is, so everyone should listen
>the whole group follows her so I don't complain
>along the way, just keeps talking with her buddies about how she is doing so well at level 25, talking about "efficient' grinding methods by stacking lures with incense for best results
>another guys comments on how he bought a stack of 20+ raid passes, currently 0/7 on Articunos and 0/5 on Lugias
>they both talk about how the boxes can't surpass the incubators in value because incubators are so awesome
>all of them kept 9 incubators running 24/7
>eventually the other guys start bragging about how they're going to hit lv 38-39-40 soon, worried they'll run out of lures before the event ends
>meanwhile I'm like 35 without spending a single cent in the same time frame and only 35 because I've been lazy and not playing as much
>bzz bzz bzz
>finally realise that's the noise the ENTIRE fucking group makes when their PoGo+ watches start vibrating at once
>get my legendaries, thank them and gtfo before I spill my spaghetti in public
>cautiously join the FB group after a couple days of calming down since Niantic's schedule announcement
>pic related first post after I join from denmother
I feel this urge to do the whole "FUCKING NORMIES REE" schtick but at the moment, I'm uncertain whether I'm autistically mad at them for being shitters or mad at myself for letting said shitters surpass me in level. They look like they're having so much fun spending a few hundred dollars a month on this shit game. And I'm thinking they have no good reason to be having fun, and yet they are. And I look at my miserable loner self and wonder, if I'm the one doing it wrong.
What am I doing with my life?
