>>19171238"Actually, I heard it was the work of the Zigzagoons."
"W-What?" Bidoof asks.
"Yeah totally dude. He called you a faggot too." you lie, pointing to the Zigzagoon leader.
"Hah! Do you really expect u- What are you all looking at?" Zigzagoon asks.
"TRAITOR!"
"WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU- AAAAHHHH!"
The Bidoof, Rattata, Sentret and Bunnelby leaders smash and tear the Zigzagoon leader apart limb from limb. The Bidoof leader turns to you.
"Thank you for informing us. Is there any way we can ever repay you?"
"Let us join your super army club!"
"Hmm. Alright, but what can you offer?"
>What CAN you do mister?A) "I happen to be an Apricorn expert"
B) "I can help find the Apricorn."