>>27487213>pokemon go hits the states>people slobbering over it overfucking night>becomes the most searched for thing in like 2 days>normal people are out there enjoying the fuck out of it>some muggings happen>stupid driver causes massive pileup with no deaths because of it>people smarten up>roving gangs of pokemon catchers roam the streets at night armed with bats, mace and lots of flashlights>angry neckbeards who dont wanna work out and go outside hack the game and start catching super mons at their PC all the while fapping to Misty's feet>devs are mad>devs introduce a tracking system that does not reward people sitting at home messing up their pokegirl figs with their yellow dehydrated semen>neckbeards strike back telling the normal people are being tracked by "THE MAN!">normal people freak out and run back homekinda a long story but yeah thats pretty much it