>>15856937The tie was randomized.-----------------------------------------------------------
"Finally, the set-up's darn complete now! Huh. I thought it would take longer than this, actually..."
Crazy Doug finishes the remaining preparations for the most ultimate getaway. It's admittedly a bit of an overkill, what with the fireworks acting as rocket boosters and smoke machines taped to the Rhyhorn's thighs, but it's worth it just to escape while looking really cool.
"GET OUT OF THERE, RETREAT, RETREAT, RETREAT!"
"THE CRYSTAL ONIX! I THOUGHT IT WAS A MYTH!"
"DOES THIS MEAN WE HAVE THE DAY OFF!?"
In seconds, the mole becomes swarmed from head to toe in fleeing Flare members and salt miners, he trips from the collision, and gets up only once they've all left.
"Willickers! Did he just say the Crystal Onix? Why shucks, I just thought that was a critter I made up!"
A fleeing grunt suddenly stops in his haste and shakes the mole by his shoulders, "AAAAAAAH NO MAN, NO! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!"
"Die?!"
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NOBODY IS SAFE, PROTECT THE RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD--IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO PRESERVE OUR WORLD'S ENTERTAINERS!" finding it impossible to live in a world ravaged by a crystallic snake, the grunt commits suicide by hopping off the cliff.
"Jeepers!"
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"Froakie, the Chrysolite!"
Eventually, you decide that your waifu's health is more important than a snake that's about to kill you and tear you limb from limb, you have Froakie retrieve the Chrysolite. He grabs it in a jiffy, but not without nearly getting hit by a few Rock Throws.
He tosses the crystal to you, "Froakie! Froak, froh-frok."
"Yeah, thanks, the quicker we cure her, the quicker she'll be able to help me out here. Thanks buddy!" as the Onix continues to wreck everything around it, you approach Miss.
