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Mine's Bagon/Shellgon/Salamance
>Be 11
>RS Just came out
>Con parents into buying it for me.
>Cousin is visiting, He has Sapphire.
>Convinces me that if I start a new game and give him my Torchic he'll give me a super rare Dragon Pokemon.
>Shittingmypants.gif
>Have no idea that Torchic wasn't a Pokemon you couldn't get ingame.
>Do the trade.
>Brave regular Lv. 1 Bagon with shitty stats and no hydro pump even.
>Ninja Turtles was playing and Leo calls Donatello 'Shellhead'
>Fucking cool ass name nigga. Nickname him shellhead.
>I had no idea it was shit.
>Start game with level one Bagon as my starter. It hated me until I got my first badge.
>At Elite Four.
>Fighting Drake.
>Only Shelgon left.
>Blew all my money on revives and Hyper potions. Can't lose this run.
>Last Pokemon, all my other ones are dead.
>Shelgon beats Flygon easily.
>'Elite Four Drake has sent out his Salamance!'
>Go Shelgon!
>#Get rekt
>Red HP, I order him to use Dragon Claw.
>Drake's Salamance is faster. Uses crunch, barely survive.
>CMON SHELLHEAD!
>The Foe's Salamance fainted!
>What? Shellhead is evolving!
>Sweep Steven without thinking about it.
>Transfer him from Ruby>Emerald>DP>Platinum.
>In Platinum use AR to fix his shitty nature, his IVs and his EVs.
>Take him all the way to XY. Continuously use him in every competitive team I make.
Mfw he got a mega. Mfw it's completely broken. So, what are your favorite pokemon?
