>>45453213I take it the burns from April Fur’s Day still sting, eh?
>>45453239You’re better off taking it to another Pokemon-related site anyways, Even when you exclude the furshit 4chan is pure trash.
>>45453242>The only real fuck-up you made here is saying that it’s essentially an alien creature, that’s not true in the Pokemon universe and it wouldn’t be true here either.
What is true is that the secret world government operating in the shadows would hunt you and your waifu down like animals until you either gave up, ran out of resources and places to run, or just dropped dead from exhaustion. After that point they’d kill her and subject you to extremely painful torture/experimentation as a warning. 