>>38415423Chile
>Game Freak ignores the rest of the country and just makes something based on Santiago>You exit your house and go to the lab>For your starter Pokemon you got to choose between a water/poison Salmon, a grass/flying Condorito knockoff and a Fire type mapuche Pokemon.>You choose the grass starter>When you exit the lab you are approached by a Haitian asking you for food in broken Spanish>Tough luck, you don't have any food items with you>He eats your starter>You go to Route 1 anyways, even knowing that it's dangerous to go outside without Pokemon; you'll capture one in your path>You are approached by a Colombian>You expect him to battle you but instead he mugs you>You give him your 300P and the potion you're carrying>He kicks you and leaves>You cannot let these misfortunes ruin your Pokemon quest, so you persevere>You are challenged to a battle by a double battle by two Dominicans>You don't have any Pokemon with you>You get stabbed for denying them the battle>You gather all your strength to get healed yourself at the Pokemon Center in the next city>Tough luck, it's state run and you're not a migrant so you have to take a number and wait 3 days for your turn>You dieY-yeah, it would be a nice place.
