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Look at this piece of shit.
They literally took Porygon2's arms and broke them. Whoop de fucking do.
And that fucking head, gosh! "Hurr let's turn his head upside fucking down and give him circle eyes to make him h4xxorz!!1!!"
This Pokemon is the reason I castrated
myself and fed it to my 5-year old.
And you know what? I could forgive all that... If it wasn't 100% Genderless.
LOOK AT THE FUCKING THING!! IT'S CLEARLY TOO FEMININE TO BE GENDERLESS! LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING HIPS GODDAMNIT! I WOULD FUCK IT'S USB PORT ALL NIGHT FUCKING LONG!
The only redeeming thing about it is that it evolves from Porygon2, who evolves from Porygon who is from Gen 1 and we all know Gen 1 is the best gen and every gen that came after it sucks ass (except for gen 6 because of my sexy Goodra waifu. I LOVE YOU GOODRELLA!!!)
*sigh*
So how did I do?
