Quoted By:
God, Meganium is such a fucking horseshit pokemon in general, nobody deserves being stuck with it as their first starter.
>Pick Chikorita in HGSS
>Get your shit slapped in by Falkner and Bugsy because grass eats shit against them
>get Headbutt in Azalea Town because its the best move you're going to get for the entire game
>Get a whole cow shoved inside you because grass doesn't resist rollout and Bayleaf has no offensive ability to take it out
>get fucked up and down by Morty because Headbutt doesn't affect ghosts and they smack you on the ass with poison or stall
>actually be useful for once against Chuck because he only has two pokemon and grass can hit Poliwrath for 1/3rd of his HP as opposed to the usual 1/6 your shitmon does against most others
>get locked in the Steel gym for 10 hours because not even headbutt can save you from abject uselessness
>get fucked in the ice gym by a bitter old man who judges you for your choice in Pokemon
>get hopeful you can do something against Claire but then realize Dragon resists grass moves, so shes dead weight against Kingdra beyond headbutt spam
>do jack shit against Team Rocket the whole game because they use poison or fire types on the reg
>drag your ass to the Elite Four, get dicked down by Koga and his poison that takes 20 seconds per tick because of Meganium's HP pool
>get dicked down by Lance because most of his pokemon have a 4x resistance to grass types and either resist or are neutral to Headbutt
Fuck Chikorita and fuck any hipster contrarian who likes it
