>>24944425"Hammyman, hammyman, he's our ham........if he can't do it......no one......can......... woooooooooooooooooooooo..........."
The flung Stick smacks the Miser's face in and hits the ground with a THUD. The duck is dumbfounded and stares blankly into space before regaining consciousness. "FARFAR! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" he exclaims while swiping his weapon. "Y-YOU COULD HAVE JUST HANDED IT BACK!"
"I /could have/, you're not wrong there... buuut we're still fighting so this way it's like I'm killing two birds with one stone!"
"FaaaaaarrrrrrFAR! Phooey, just when I thought you were turning a new leaf too! Well it's a mistake you gave this back then, BECAUSE NOW I CAN DO THIS!—" flipping the leek on its end, the Leek Miser steeps it in a coat of saucy venom. "POISON JAAAAAAAB!"
"G-GAH! Dedenne!"
"Ba ha ha ha HA HA HA!~ YOUR COURTESY WILL BE YOUR UNDOOOOOOING!! STAB STAB /STAB/
S T A B!!!" the Leek Miser breaks out in a wild fury, relentlessly stabbing your ham-ham with the broad end of his poisonous leek, the fairy's greatest weakness.
>A critical hit!"N-Ne, neeeee!"
"Farfar! Didn't I tell you?! Didn't I? DIDN'T I!?!? Why didn't you listen to the Miser's good word?!?!? I TOLD YOU! I NEVER PULL FIBS! I SPEAK NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, AND HERE'S WHAT THE FACTS ARE RIGHT NOW:
THIS STICK. ALWAYS."The Miser tops off his prodding assault with a toxic tee-off, launching Dedenne into the wall like a fuzzy golf ball.
"C R I T S !">A critical hit!"d-den.....ne...."
>Remaining turns: 1A) Use Thunder!
B) Use Giga Impact!
C) Use Last Resort!
D) Use Play Rough!
