>>30291043What the fuck did you just fucking pew about me, you little fart? I’ll have you know I ran away from the Aether Foundation, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret experiments on Aether Paradise, and I have over 300 confirmed bags. I am trained in bagging and I’m the top bagger in the entire Alola region. You are nothing to me but just another fart. I will snatch you the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this PokeEarth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that pew to me over there? Think again, anal emission. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spineless protagonists and your farts are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Nebby. The storm that bags up the pathetic little flatulence you call your life. You’re fucking bagged, shitsmell. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bag you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in snatch n' grab, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Louis Vuitton and I will use it to its full extent to catch your miserable puff into the confines of my handbag, you little sphincter squeak. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” pew was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking gases. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn rectal rip. I will bag fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bagged, Nebby.
Someone make a better picture for this. 