>>35897991>he didn't already have a Switch for based Snake Pass on the go>he hasn't Bogloaded his Switch in preparation for based Switch piracy>he isn't going to use based pirate servers to play his CFW'd Switch online>he isn't going to buy a based $5 pokeball-shaped mint container instead of a shitty $50 pokeball-shaped joyconThat'll be $000.00 + tip (of your penis)