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>City Champs, round 4
>Pairings go up
>See my opponent's name is Rika
>gg, girls are bad at games
I bought a can of Mountain Dew for $0.75 before I went to my table, my local LGS really caters to us real gamers.
>Sit down at my seat, lay out my playmat and start shuffling my deck
>An ugly guy with gyno sits down across from me
>Opponent pronounces every card wrong, with a horrible japanese accent
>Plays like shit but insists they are an excellent analyst for the game
>Mentions 11 times during our first game that it went to Worlds last year
>Who the fuck is this idiot
>Finally win the game
>Offer a "good game" to my opponent, who immediately starts loudly asking if I have any japanese cards for trade
>I REALLY NEED MORE EXs IN FOIL AND JAPANESE! ANON, DID YOU KNOW I HAVE TWO. ENTIRE. SETS. IN GLORIOUS NIPPONESE?
>Walk away quickly
>Charge my vape in my car while killing time before the next round
