>>13466132 Under normal circumstances, you WOULD have placed your super secret spy getaway exit in the master bedroom, but the Director bitched and moaned that it would be "too obvious" to anyone that for whatever reason, wanted to place a hit on you despite the fact that the whole point of being a spy is that you're....in secrecy.
The agency forced you to choose somewhere else to put it, and the only other places that made sense were the only other two bedrooms in the house.
They both belong to your kids.
The first of which is Clyde, your adopted teenage son with no friends that consistently resents you for being...I dunno, maybe you don't take him out fishing enough? Anyways, you took him in because your old waifu Yancy couldn't bump uglies with you to produce babbies of her own.
Ever since the divorce, you
unfortunately gained custody of him and now all he does is lounge around in his room, on the computer all day, typing away and away, playing Pokemon Showdown because he thinks the real thing is pure shit. Oh, and uh, resenting you even more because of your new waifu.
He's gonna grow up to be a great man.
The other room belongs to your young daughter, Natalie #2.0. She's named that because back when Rosa had a short fling with Curtis, they had a girl of the same name.
But here's the stinger.
That girl died of grass-snake cancer, like not even a few weeks after you first met her. It was really fucked up.Rosa BAWWWWWWED for weeks and weeks, and damn.. you had never seen her so sad. This inspired you to avenge the death by briefly undertaking Hinduism on America OnLine in order to learn the arts of reincarnation.
During the long and boring process, you unleashed a satanic Hindu cow god which threatened to destroy the universe, but that's another story.
