>>24965001Politoed. Reasons:
-It's a frog.
-It's rare.
-Looks funny.
-It's always smiling and looks like it doesn't give a shit about anything.
-The fact that it doesn't have an autistic fanbase of fetishists who want to fuck it.
Water type. Reasons:
-It's not edgy or gay.
-Has a lot of pokemon that I like.
-They learn Ice Beam.