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I was “that guy”
>Me and friend are waiting in airport terminal for flight to the Nassau in the Bahamas to go on vacation
>he and I are playing OR/AS on our 3ds' while waiting for our flight
>group of girls keeps looking over at us, I brush it off as they probably thought we had turbo-autism
>one of the girls, a 7/10 English girl ends up being in the row ahead of us, turns around and asks if we're playing Pokemon
>I say yes, we start talking about Pokemon and how she wants to buy a 3ds, show her some of my favorite pokes (my level 100 shiny altaria from my original ruby is my fav)
>we realize we're staying at the same hotel
>English girl and I have a few drinks at the Señor frogs in Nassau, start drunkenly making out
>somehow end up back at her hotel room
>have awkward drunk sex with her that couldn't have lasted more than 9 and a half minutes total
>after we're done she gets in the shower and I take that as my cue to leave
>halfway to walking back to my room I feel that my 3ds isn't in my pocket and that I must have forgotten it in her room and all my favorite pokes are on my Omega Ruby
>tell my friend what happened and we devise a plot because autism
>we were going to wait for room service to come clean her room, say we forgot something and I'd just grab it
>this seemed like a better idea than just knocking on her door and asking for it back, again because autism
>next day rolls around, housecleaning is making their way to her room and I'm about to strike
>girl comes up to me "hey anon you forgot this in my room"
>walks away but keeps turning back to glance at me, not sure if she wants round 2 or what
>tfw too autistic while sober to try anything else
Say what you will, but word for word this is what happened
