>>21055777You hop off the boat as well, your dick limp and floppy. Only bad things can happen from this point onward, but that's not anybody's fault but your own, you knew what you were getting into by becoming a hero who does this kind of shit on a weekly basis.
Welp. At least you have man's best friend with you.
Sporrest starts up his boat again, banging the motor a few times to get it to turn on right, "Guess I'll 'b on 'muh way now, duty calls! Now boy, 'jus make 'yer way down 't boardwalk to reach 'o 'th more secluded bogs 'int area, 'th Muck Mons'tuh's made it his hideout, 'an the feller's always lurkin' there when he's not busy stealin' 'shrooms. Find 'im, slay 'im, and 'common back safe and sound, you'll get yer ride back to 'tuh 'th sky then. If ya get 'loss, 'jus follow Duck 'n Hunt, they's know 'tuh way! Now if ya 'scuse 'muh, I's got guard duty and farmin' 'tuh do."
With that, Sporrest turns the Miss Issippi around and heads back, leaving you in one of the most treacherous parts of the bayou with only a dog and a duck as your navigators.
"'MEMBUH WHAT I SAID 'BOUT FIREPOWER!!" he exclaims on the way out.
A) Have Duck and Hunt lead the way.
B) You don't need help from a doge, just casually walk, your plot armor will take you to your goal.
C)
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA 