>>46868626I wish I could be making this shit up.
>Working at a local card shop in 2019>It's a port town in a pretty busy suburban area, a lot of college students come here during spring break/summer>Semester had just ended, working part time to save up for a car>Owner is never in the store, basically entrusted this shit to me despite me being part time>Have to assume the owner was going through some shit and just wanted the store to be passive income>It's just me, another dude in his 30s, and a 18 year old girl>Girl is a complete high school autist, wears fox ears and a rainbow tail and shit>The other dude is clearly infatuated in her>The girl is obsessed with me>Since she lives in the area she just hangs around me even outside of her shifts>Basically working for free so she can be near me>One day the owner was waiting for me while I was opening>Dude's pissed>Asks me about some cards that went missing>Tell him I've got no idea>Turns out the other dude working there had stolen some base set unlimited cards to give to the girl (she doesn't give a fuck about cards)>Blastoise, Venusaur, and Zapdos were among the ones missing>Apparently the girl's so autistic she decided to say they were gifts for me>Tell owner she never gave me anything>End up getting fired>Girl tries to give me the cards days later and asks to come over to fucking "glomp me" (this is 2019)>Take the cards and have furious sex with her>Slap her around during it for making me lose my jobGot some cool cards and the girl ended up finding a new dude to obsess over so everything worked out, but holy autism was that bad.
