>>23146848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUtypA3kT6g"Uh...Y-You'd rather go back to being a dumb, monotone tin can? What for? I mean, sure life isn't all that great, it has a few blotches here and there, b-but come on, for every blotch there's a bright spot too! Are you really saying you wanna regret the gift of life?"
Your little speech seems to have a slight effect on Grashglik, subtly pushing him to soften the grip on his blade, "..The better half of my life has been wasted aggressively hunting down others. I won't deny that there's a sick pleasure I get from the experience of sucking the life out of a poor soul, but at what cost? It's like that story with the Seviper and the
apple. You get to be aware of so many things, the feelings that weren't meant to be felt, the sense to know what's right and what isn't, the limitless bank of knowledge and truth--but the downside to it all is being conscious to things you weren't ever supposed to know."
"This world is terrible, everything about it is pitiful," the droid finally admits, "it's part of why my alliance is as is. See, I want to ride out the ruin with these helium heathens. Once they wipe the world of everything.. Maybe, just maybe, there can be a clean slate."
"Things used to be much more blissful when all I knew was 'book' and 'check-out' and 'Dewey Decimal System'. Now I know the cold hard truth,
people don't even check-out books anymore. It's a dying medium, and turns the whole situation into a double-edged sword, even if I had the liberty of staying ignorant.. eventually, my purpose would have withered away, and I with it. Even so, sometimes I wonder what those few remaining years could have been."
A pause follows before Grashglik speaks again.
"Tell me, Peter Calem. What drove you to ruin my life?"
A) "Er.. I'm kinda bad with due dates. I never apologized either, did I?"
B) "You remind me of someone I used to know,"
C) "..Because you're a douchefag.