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>cryogonal
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>take a plane to the recesses of alaska
>summon the 500 cryogonal from the skies
>take over every inch of alska
>imprison alaskans in ice crystals
>live there for the rest of my life
>king of alska
>worst title everywhere
>expand to anarctica and greenland
>dominate all polar deserts
>sooner or later
>group of ragtag americans try to storm my fort
>500 giant snowflakes seductively wink at them
>they melt under our stares
>every other nation left surrenders because they cant ignore our girth
>cryogonals girth penetrates the white houses oval office
>president begs me to keep.him alive
>i take his chair and sit like a king
>cat comes out.of nowhere and tackles me to the ground and pins me down
>while gently stroking my leg he whispers into my ear
>meowth thats right
