>>11822885http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czYEipntnkI"Excuse me, erm, Galina, what's this?" you pick up the mysterious Mankey's Paw, showing it to her.
Galina jumps, "WOAH! Young plebian, do not hold such an item so willy-nilly! Give it here!"
You adhere to her command, giving her the item without a struggle. As she polishes the item from your apparent germs, you clear your throat, "Ahem. Galina?"
"Quiet, peasant! I am polishing Mankey's Paw so that the great spirit dwelling inside does not get infuriated that I have caused him harm most vile."
You cock an eyebrow, "Huh? What do you mean?"
"Silly Johto-boy! This is MANKEY'S PAW! Mystical item discovered in the old world, PASSED DOWN to the Khovoskhy line thanks to my great, great great grandfather, Czechmalesh Khovoskhy, stealing it as a young hooligan at the age of 10."
"Oh..Um, how does it work?"
"Ahhh, here's how it works, m'kusturmah. 'Dah Mankey's Paw has three fingers pointing, three fingers means three magical wishes can be yours! But..they have bad side-effects.... So you must be specific, OR FACE CONSEQUENCE! Once three wishes are made, Mankey's Paw is UNUSABLE until its owner changes, in which case you can also use it as a paperweight."
