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>Um, I'm gonna make an announcement now
>Ya'll are stupid
>Therefore, I'm gonna peace out with this milf to catch ultra beasts because my dad beat me with golf clubs lol
>Um, I'm gonna make an announcement now
>I decided that my children are ugly
>Therefore, I'm gonna release ultra beasts in the Alola then fuck off because nihilego cocaine lol
>Um, I'm gonna make an announcement now
>I decided that ultra beasts are bad
>Therefore, I'm gonna kill Necrozma in the ultra world because my husband lol
>Um, we’re gonna make an announcement now
>We’ve decided that pokemon battles are hard
>Therefore, we’re gonna ask everyone in Alola to help us because no light Alola []
>Um, I'm gonna make an announcement now
>I decided that the universe is mine
>Therefore, I'm gonna recruit leaders from other worlds because wormholes lol
>Um, I'm gonna make an announcement now
>I decided that Marnie competing in the league is good
>But, I'm gonna ask everyone in my gym to not get involved because cheating lol
>Um, I'm gonna make an announcement now
>I decided that the future energy crisis is bad
>Therefore, I'm gonna start The Darkest Day because 1000 years lol
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