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>Wake up one day
>The city has decided my home will be redistricted into the newly created Wild Zone 18
>There's an alpha Salamence sitting right outside my home, have to climb out using the parkour scaffolding near my window to get to work
>Every night I wake up to the sounds of kids fighting random animals
>Last night I heard a Gyarados use bounce on the roof
>I couldn't give this property away for free
>All the insurance companies have pre-blocked my number
What do I even do at this point?