>>56389571Fuck you, I'm invested in this now just because I wanted to prove you wrong. And now I've gone down a rabbithole.
Look at these things. They're called Tupilaq. The Inuit crafted them from bones and "gave them life" through shamanic rituals, after which they would send the creature after an enemy and it would bring them misfortune and death. Tell me that wouldn't make for a cool Poison/Ice Pokémon.