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I'd rotate my team constantly. I wouldn't really have a mainstay but occasionally you'd be able to run into me while I'm bringing my hatchlings up to par and I'd have one overleveled fucker to quickly EXP Share grind everyone. That being said I'd have a proper team and it would be based around dealing indirect damage.
My whole shtick would be that I gauge my opponents before challenging them; if they're a sweeperfaggot I'll send in my defensive bros and waste their time only to flip them off in the form of having my last Pokemon use Final Gambit and then I pretend to gush about how perfect and strong the player is. If they're a defensive user I'll have a tankbuster on my team but let's be real, 100% of tryhards are sweeperfags and 80% of sweeperfags are tryhards. The other 20% is newfags.
If we're going full fanfic/RP territory ITT, I'd be less interested in trying to be one-up the player character and instead my goal would be to bring out the worst in people. If my opponent has an interesting and unique team I would battle them with utmost respect though. The goal is to irritate tourneyfags, not to become a meme. I began to upset the audience I'd stop acting like a dickhead but that's getting into deep-ass levels of RPing that I don't think anyone itt cares about.