>>18587283"Zweiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......ZWEEEIIIIIII!"
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"Zwei, zwei...?"
"Lous, lous, Zweilous!"
"ZWEEEIEIILOOOOUS!"
They do have one flaw, though. The two heads are quick to bicker and fight over the most insignificant of things, and that appears to be the case right now. The draconic menace doesn't seem so set on its intentions yet, the fangy one seems more focused on ripping you apart limb from limb and then using your blood as a bath to wash himself in your public enemy number one dirtiness.
As previously pointed out, the salivating head would rather eat you than kill you.
You're not really sure which one is more tame. Really, it's all up to taste. /Your/ taste. For starters, you could hypothetically just sit there and watch as your body gets torn apart, impaled, stomped, smashed, all the kinds of ruthless, icky things that cause gooey red muck to fly all over the joint.
Alternatively, if your taste desires other methods of masochism, you could sit there and watch yourself be devoured whole while drizzled in a dribbling shower of salivation, only to then be melted down by a variety of acids and then later reincarnated as a literal piece of dragon shit in the middle of a dozy-mosey pasture for blind retards.
"ZWEEEEIIIIIIIILOOOU!"
>'Huh. He's really got me cornered... there's really NOTHING I can do here to get out.. I mean he has two heads, his underside is way too small to slide under, jesus, is this really it for me?'That's where you're wrong. There is in fact, one thing you can do, and that's basically choosing your route to the great big cloud in the sky, and what that boils down to is what gets you more of a stiffy: masochism or autism?
>Side with which Zweilous head?A) The bloodthirsty one, if you're going to die it may as well be as nobly as possible on the ground in a puddle of your own blood.
B) The hungry one, becoming waste would act as a good metaphor for your character.
