I’ve come to make an announcement, Giovanni is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking team. That’s right, he took his Italian little Rocket dick out and he pissed on my fucking team, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on
4channel.org. Giovanni, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no crits, no items, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my starter so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Team Rocket? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!