>>21200305Every biker needs a sick ride, and Wario is no exception to the rule. With Captain Falcon's fist trapped in his chompers, Wario has the perfect excuse to go an hero and save everyone from an otherwise fiery falcon fate.
It's here that Greninja learns a lesson of nature and morality: The only way to defeat Captain Falcon is to kill yourself in the process. Wario summons his bike, hops on it, and takes Captain Falcon for a ride he'll never forget.
"WAAAAAAHHH, HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Wario drives both he and Falcon to oblivion, or so that's what he wants everyone to think. In the drive to get to the edge of the stage, Wario slams into all of the other brawlers with the brute iron force of his bike, Greninja included. Too weak and stemay to fight back, they all fall over the edge and explode, granting multiple KOs for Wario. Then, Wario and Falcon join them, but just as it seems like they're both going to lose, Wario pulls another ruse.
"WAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!" at the very last second, Wario lets go of Falcon's fist and uses Corkscrew to recover and hop off of his bike. By sheer luck, he grabs onto the ledge. A betrayed Captain Falcon is sent falling to his doom all on his own, convinced that the two were going out together.
Wario doesn't play by the rules. So much for being an hero. The fatfuck taunts everyone by laughing and unhinging his jaw.
>GAME!A) The winner is...WARIO!
B)
Butthurt NO CONTEST option. 