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Started in Ecruteak City
Went East onto Route 42. Caught a Goldeen "Arthur", Beat Pokemaniac Shane, Fisher Chris, and Hiker Benjamin.
Arrived in Mahogany Town, unfortunately, the gym was blocked by a walking plothook telling me to go to the lake of rage "like, right now.", so I did, but not before buying a buttfuckton of pokeballs from a totally not team rocket operated souvenier shop.
Went North onto route 43, Beat Picnicker Tiffany, and caught Girafarig "Pally".
Went back to Mahogany Town and withdrew Ace from the PC. Grinded her up to level 25 and got her a tm02.
Returned to Route 43, and beat Pokemaniac Brent, Pokemaniac Ben, and Pokemaniac Ron (Who's pokemon was called weak shit by Smogon)
Arrived at the lake of Rage, where there was a red gyarados in the lake. Seizing the opportunity, I caught it, and Nicknamed it "Mikhail".
After that, the "totally not the champion" appeared, who "asked" me to take down Team Rocket for him. Without any better solution, I went back to mahogany town.
After killing a guy with hyper beam, Lance opened up the rocket headquarters. What followed was a slog of trainers, shitty "puzzles", and stupid one liners that was too boring to write down in full. Long story short; Petrel and Ariana got their asses kicked, Lance told Smogon exactly why he sucked ass, and I caught an Electrode "Nobel", ending Team Rocket's retarded plans for good.
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