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Guys I think I just met a /k/ommando in real life
>Be me
>Biking down Route 111
>Come across some guy staring at a tree and talking to himself loudly
>This guy must've been at least 30, looked like he hasn't showered in years, and was wearing a bunch of shabby ranger surplus gear
>Think he's a rare candy addict or something, so I try and go around him without getting noticed
>I get noticed
>He starts talking to me and introduces himself as "Aarune", and then proceeds to tell me his entire life story out of the blue
>I'm just sitting there in silence and nodding, hoping that he leaves me alone
>Asks me if I know anything about secret bases
>I shake my head
>He starts going on about something called "The Boogaloo" and how you'll need a secret base to fight the government when they start taking away the right to carry Pokemon
>Tosses me a USB drive, and says it's got some "good stuff on it"
>Take it, thank him, and start shuffling along while maintaining eye contact
>after I get a good 20 feet away, he gets the idea and goes back to talking to himself
>Hear him ranting on about "The Feds" and being "innawoods" as I ride away
>Look at the USB drive when I got home, and it had TM96, instructions on how to 3d print Pokeballs, how to convert great balls into a "full auto" mode, and an ebook on the Alolan Bush War
Pic related is a picture of him, I managed to take it as I was riding away
