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>Shoji Tamotsu was a gifted young man attending the Kyoto University. Loved by family and friends with a bright future ahead of him. He was studying Civil Engineering on his way to get a bachelors and had a part time job as a surveyor for the Kyoto government.
>Now however he has been reduced to nothing but a drooling vegetable in a wheelchair, living out the rest of his meaningless days in a rehab center. Unaware of almost anything that goes on around him. But watch this, if I go up to him and say "Pikachu, use quick attack", he'll immediately start convulsing, spilling puke and shit from his weakened, ruined body.
>How did this happen you ask?
>Well you see, we have constructed the perfect ending to Pokemon 2019 designed to absolutely mindbreak any self-inserter or anyone invested in Satoshi's struggle with permanent brain damage. Through rigorous focus testing we've found there is a 101% chance that anyone who watches this ending with an investment ratio of p>0.40 will be inflicted with permanent, untreatable mind melt and unrecoverable trauma.
>We figured the only way to get rid of the manchildren watching our show was to try our best to turn their brains into mush and by Arceus, we've succeeded. It's the Porygon incident on steroids. The humiliation Satoshi is about to suffer has no conceivable bounds in reality or the imagination.
>So please, keep watching Pokemon.
