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Hey poke-anons, I have a problem with my trainer that it seems like others are having- only I'm the one watching it happen.
Let me start by saying I am the coolest espeon ever, and probably the only green one in the entire world. So my trainer has plenty of reason to like me. I grew up with him, evolved with him, and here I am now, living with him away from home in some tall human centre with a bunch of other weirdos. Anyways, everything's fine until one day he comes home with another pokemon- a female leafeon. She's pretty cute- so I figured he bought her for me for being such a great pokemon. I was wrong. She seemed sort of reluctant when I was making my advances, and not even two weeks into her being here I notice she has been getting up at night and going into my master's room, and the two of them make rather obvious noises for a short period of time. When I asked her why she woke up in my master's bed, she just shrugged me off!
Thankfully, he leaves his computer here everyday, so I can plot against her freely. So here's what I'm thinking. Either I record it secretly using his phone and threaten to show it to other humans if he doesn't make her leave, or I can interrupt them mid-session and see if that embarrasses him enough to never do it again. Ideally, I want her gone though.
Are there other ways I could go about this I haven't considered? I just want my old, non-degenerate master back.
