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>>1625785]
You let out Dedenne again to paralyze the shithead chick with a good Nuzzle. Sneaking ever so carefully, the hamster wades through the water until he draws closer and closer to the Torchic.
"TORTOROTOR. CHICCHICCHIC. TORCHIC!"
Charging up his electric cheek pouches to their maximum potential, the little ham-ham prepares to let out a most dastardly dishonest juju.
The water on the floor begins experiencing minor ripples, that grow bigger and bigger the more Dedenne charges himself.
Hearing small cutesy noises behind him, the Torchic turns around and spots Dedenne on the spot. Out of instinct, he loads his bazooka up.
But Dedenne is quicker, he uses Nuzzle before the thought of obliteration even crosses his mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqHyCoypfM"TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRCHICHCICHICHCICHICHCICHCICHICHCI CHICCHICCHICCHICCHICCHICCHICCHICCHICCHICCHICCHICCHICCHIC!"
Dedenne fries the Torchic with Nuzzle while his claws are still in the water, electrifying him to the max and eviscerating all of the feathers from his body. He experiences a horror, MUCH MUCH WORSE than paralysis.
>Torchic's Speed Boost!"TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCC!!!"
The terror only gets worse as Torchic gets quicker in speed. The chick's eyes melt from the intensifying heat, too much even for his fiery standards. His claws explode, and he is left as nothing more than a naked, pink, fleshy bag of skin.
But not for long.
The electricity is so powerful that it turns Torchic inside out while roasting him at the same time. The ordeal meets a quick end when the electricity subsides, and his juicy cooked remains land on the wet ground in front of Dedenne.
One-hundred percent roasted, stuffed, and full of protein.
A) Eat Torchic. IT'S NUTRITIONAL!
B) Search through his stuffing.
C) Kill the fax because he'll probably fax someone and tell on you.
