>>20092386"You 'givvaa haiku, goyim!"
". . . So you understand English then."
He really should have said something earlier in that case, but part of you wants to believe he WANTED you to embarrass yourself just for the amusement. He probably doesn't go out much.
"Haiku?--"
"Japanese poetry of seventeen syllables cobbled together in 5-7-5 fashion while occasionally making reference to a seasonal image that reflects an image of natural life as we know it."
"Uh, thanks Serena..--OHHHH WAIT! I think I've done one of these before, yeah, yeah, YEAH, it's all coming back now. Yup, I so have, stand back! I'VE GOT THIS. . ."
"You 'givvaa haiku, goyim!"
Kneeling down in front of the black Channeler, you clear your throat, punch your chest about twenty-two times, and pitch a most beautiful haiku to him.