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>playing White 2 a year ago
>training up old team while waiting for teacher to unlock the shop door
>neckbeard starts coming down the hall
>he's playing with a small paper ball like it was a volleyball
>making loud, audible, unintelligible noises
>trying so very hard not to make eye contact
>he sees my DS
>"IS THAT POKEYMON?!"
>fuck
>"WHAT ARE YOUR POKEYMON?!"
>"I'm working on a Blaziken, Scizor, Hypno-"
>"DO YOU HAVE CHARIZARD?!"
>"No."
>"I LOVE CHARIZARD!! HE'S SO STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL, I ALWAYS WANTED A CHARIZARD!!"
>"But Charizard sucks, Blaziken's better competitively anyways."
>he takes a swing at me before I even get to finish saying Blaziken
>I dodge it barely
>brick fucking wall dents
>"DON'T BE MEAN TO CHARIZARD!! HE'S THE COOLEST!! YOU'RE A PHONEYMON!"
>runs off with red face
>throwing paper ball around and yelling
>teacher finally comes back from the can
>unlocks the door
>I'm so shook up by the wall I can barely work
>end up grabbing the soldering iron by the iron
>had to take a break from vidya for a week while I waited for the burns on my right fingers to heal
>couldn't even cut my goddamn steak right at dinner
>still shudder to this day whenever I see the cracks in the wall
