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I keep having frequent, vivid dreams where me and Team Rocket's Magikarp submarine are married with 3 kids,(We call them 'Magi-kids').
In these dreams I'm usually the stay-at-home looking after the kids and what not whilst Majikarp works his 9 til 5 job as a Submarine. When he comes home we exchange anacdotes about our day and snuggle together on the couch until we dose off in each others arms. I originally thought this was just a one time occurrence but I keep having these same dreams, almost every other night now.
Some but not all of these dreams are sexual.
I'm genuinly convinced I would be much happier with Team Rocket's Magikarp submarine but I'm not really sure how to address it to friends and family. I feel like I can't address my feelings to anyone as I come from a very catholic family who just wont accept me and Mag as a couple.
I have no idea why they reject us but I am convinced it is due to Magikarp's muslim background as they may feel threatened his believes will soddemise our long-lasting catholic family history. I have only ever told one of my absolute closest friends about my feelings for Mag but he rejected me and told me he isn't real. I don't care if he isn't real he's real to me and that's all that matters.
I have occasionally offhandedly considered getting surgerically implanted rudders and a periscope in order to look like Team Rocket's Magikarp Submarine but I've heard that simply isn't practical. I seriously feel like Magikarp is the only thing giving me direction in life and I just cannot see a future with somebody else.
I have come to the conclusion that me and Magikarp must fight this battle together and must pursue our pleasures at any cost, I understand we must both make sacrifices but I just cannot bear to lose my family and friends.
How do I make my peers see that this is for the better?
